Saturday, August 16, 2008

Radar uma merda de rádio

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Esta é uma lista da Radar, onde certamente o bom gosto prevalece, urbana, disruptiva e feita à medida de gajos com óculos de massa pós-modernos. Nesta triagem do bom gosto é sintomática a presença dos Xutos & Pontapés, dos The Vicious Five, para que conste uma bela merda de banda, da Tori Amos, dos Underworld, dos Muse, do Sam The Kid, uma excrescência musical aplaudida desde o gueto até aos meninos ipod, dos Scissor Sisters, dos Red Hot Chili Peppers, outra grande merda de banda, Mercury Rev, um autêntico vómito sonoro. Mas para que a coisa fique com uns laivos mais pseudo, nada como incluir o francês Sylvain Chauveau sem qualquer referência que seja a Arca, a banda da qual o homem é mentor e, por sinal, 200 vezes mais interessante do que muitas das que constam aqui. O mais fatal é incluir Philip Glass nesta lista. Já agora a questão: se está Glass, por que não Reich ou Adams? Serão menos minimalistas que o Glass ou menos stupid trendy?

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